I'm going to keep this short.
Mr. Hinkle - you're an idiot (on so many levels).
There - I said it.
or...to put it another way:
Welcome to the MediaShark Rollercoaster. This thrill ride is a non-stop, take no prisoners, kick in the crotch designed to completely shred life as you know it! Sit back, relax and enjoy - the feeding frenzy is just *beginning*.
Keep your arms, legs and *penis* inside the car at all times for your own safety - and avoid 'wide stancing it' at your local airport bathroom stall. Our friendly and hungry media teammates will be happy to examine your every move for the foreseeable future, or until Sarah Palin FINALLY announces - what she had for lunch (gotta milk that 'will she or won't she' run for President cash cow a bit longer).
Please fasten your seatbelt and be advised of the aromatherapy calming spray, personal hand santizers and complimentary sickness bags we've included under your seat for your convenience...just our way of saying - thank you for the entertainment.
(Avoid those clandestine trips to the bath house for awhile - just a tip.)
Enjoy your ride, Sir.
Isn't hypocracy a BITCH?!?
That's my opinion....and I'm not sorry.
-Aedan Saint
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